Mike

He was slamming down his fourth tequila shot, having learned how to drink in college, he worried not about vomiting or being sick later on, he knew how to hold his alcohol.  As expected, tipsiness knocked on his door, and he let him in, he did call it after all.  See, Mike couldn’t talk to girls if he weren’t tipsy; he once told me “man I feel all stiff if I am not drinking, I need that sweet social lubricant to get me going”, so Mike was now tipsy, and on his game.  The figure that followed Mike into his apartment had been giving him good vibes all night, Mike knew that, and he also knew the rules of the game.  Hence, he tangoed accordingly, thus providing him with the opportunity to slip inside the crevices of another faceless sweet looking body; after all, quantity was quality.  She smelled good Mike thought, very feminine despite being tall, she was graceful and had a tight body, with a little apple butt.  All the prerequisites for an awesome night of pelvic bumping was met, it was on.  While in the process of getting comfortable, she whispered into him that they shouldn’t cause her flow was heavy, he cursed, and said that was no problem if she had no problem.  She took his face away from hers, and whispered “it is a problem, but” and the alternative was proposed.  Having memory knowledge of where the KY was, Mike nodded, and whispered, “I’ll be gentle”, she said, “Don’t”.  Following this exchange they went on creating noise in the night, similar to a wrestling match, they both ended up sweaty, exhausted, and sore.

The next morning Mike woke up with a smile on his face, that smile faded away quickly when he saw the face of a stranger staring at him, eyes open, and waiting for Mike to do likewise.  Automatically Mike started thinking about the best way to lead her out of the apartment, for he couldn’t stand the aftermath of the one-night stands.  As Mike rubbed the sand out of his eyes, he got a clearer picture of the stranger, it was man.  Mike jumped up, in a voice unrecognizable to him, he screamed, “What the fuck”?